At long last, it's time for Ashley to decide between JP and Ben! Here are my tweets from that epic night.
I'm 30 min behind. Thank god for DVR.
The sister is gonna stir some shit up. I'm excited.
JP is super shaved. Purrrr.
The mom just wants to drink, clearly.
I totally thought the sister was saying that demure thing about Ben.
I mean, Ben is like a walking nap.
JP is being really nice to this bitch.
THE SISTER COMPARED HIM TO BRAD? OUCH.
She is shutting JP down like a crackhouse.
His voice is cracking. *lip quiver*
I hope Ben's date goes worse!
The sister is being waaay easy on Ben
Ben is sweating like a whore on judgement day
Ben looks huge! What has he been doing in fiji? Roids and P90X?
His shorts are so very loud. Scratching my eyes.
"Lubing each other up with mud." My brie is gonna come back up.
“Hoping everything is well received tonight." Gross Ben. Gross.
Did he just. Take her towel off. #DamnJP
This note is cheesier than a dairy farmer's stool. But it's cute.
And Ben didn't get her jack shit.
Ben's hair makes me itchy.
JP leaning on that rail- Gun show.
Ben's ring is better.
Why did she let him propose?
Ashley. You are so bad at this.
Effffffff.
He was not dangerous enough of a choice. I'll pour one out for you Ben.
And the sun is setting! So pretty.
JP is wearing the shit out of this suit.
Waaaaiiiiit a minute. JP’s ring is the biz.com.
Air Supply ftw
After Show. After Show. After Show.
Ashley's family is front row center for this shit?!
Ben showed the most emotion after she rejects him. Wierd.
And he had to go to his best friend's wedding right after? DAAANGG.
"nice ring" That was bitchy, Ben.
I'm too tired to even think about this mess right now.
They better make this shit work is all I gotta say.
I feel dirty watching them kiss. I never feel dirty.
Did someone say BACHELOR PAD STARTING MONDAY AUGUST 8TH?!
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